man accidentally shoots himself in groin

[Scanker19]

Seriously, this whole story is one embarrassing cluster fuck....... dude how'd ya shoot your dick off..... I stuffed a pink gun in my crotch. Its like a tragic comedy.

Is swearing allowed in here. Sorry infantry mouth gets the best of me sometimes.

EWWWWWWWW!!!! Chrunchies.......

[jerrymrc]

Maybe he wants to be a woman and wanted to save on the surgery costs.

Membership in the "Pink Pistols" has it's advantages. And despite what one might think I do support them. Good, bad, right or wrong they support the 2nd.

[hatidua]

Penile pain, plain & simple.

[Colorado Luckydog]

27 years old and a defective penis. That would blow chunks! I truly feel sorry for the dumbass!

[claimbuster]

Maybe he can find an organ donor!

BTW, do they make bullet proof jock straps?

[mcantar18c]

Maybe he can find an organ donor!

BTW, do they make bullet proof jock straps?

When I did MMA, my cup was made of 10ga steel...

[argonstrom]

That would be some awesome irony

Since reading the story, I've been hoping every time I've answered my phone today that I'll be greeted with, "Hello, Mr. TheInternet, this is the Chandler, AZ PD. We have recovered your wife's pistol, however, it needs a good cleaning. The good news is, though, that it has only been fired once."

[DD977GM2]

Thats gonna leave a mark