Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
I just use the whole 'watch Braveheart', that's what my family had to endure. Local lord: Congrats on the wedding, but as is the right we British lords have over you Scots I will now sleep with your new bride.
Fortunately it never happened. The very idea of an Englishman having to sleep with someone from Scotchland, virgin or not...