I just use the whole 'watch Braveheart', that's what my family had to endure. Local lord: Congrats on the wedding, but as is the right we British lords have over you Scots I will now sleep with your new bride.
Fortunately it never happened. The very idea of an Englishman having to sleep with someone from Scotchland, virgin or not...
"A lot of people seem obliged to have a viewpoint."