Sorry if you've heard this fellas.

San Diego woman shot in the head
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her
in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the
driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with
both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open
and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been
holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands
from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When
she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that
could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was
determined to be Bush's fault.