So I showed this thread to my wife. Turns out, she threw away a coupon. So I made her run down to the trash and retrieve it. She refused to go to Safeway at 10:30, though.
Bottom line...I may be fat but I'll save .75 cents ($1.50 on double coupon day).
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You just gave me a great idea! I can't find the coupon, but I'm gonna make your BBQ grill pizza crust recipe, and smear this stuff on it. I can feel the skin stretching already. Thanks Carl!
You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.
My feedback add 11-12 ish before the great servpocaylpse of 2012
Lord, my ass is expanding just READING this thread! I'm lucky, I've always had a metabolism that works overtime - I used to brag that I could eat a case of twinkies and not gain an ounce. Of course as I get older it's not as fast anymore but I seem to have found my body's preferred weight and just stay there. I remember the old days when I was ripped with a 6 pack, now I have a 12.
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