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    Just heard this, I thought it was pretty damn funny and my buddy is still scratching his head about it.

    Renee Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Would you like a beer?"
    Descartes says, "I think not", and he vanishes.


    Now... how many of yall get this joke without having to do some research?

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    Got it! Good one. Can't write his quote without giving it away though. Wow, those ethics classes finally showed themselves to be worth something.

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    I know who he is, what he is famous for and his line but still don't really get the joke

    besides, monthy python said he was a drunk so he would never turn down a beer
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    I got it

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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    I know who he is, what he is famous for and his line but still don't really get the joke
    It'll come to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    I know who he is, what he is famous for and his line but still don't really get the joke
    I was right there with you on this one...I had to "think" about it a little bit and it came to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    It'll come to you
    I got it now first time I read it this morning. I think I was just mentally exhausted last night. Been a long trip this week and im ready to get home
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    All I can say is "ARGGGGG" that's BAAAAAD!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    how many of yall get this joke?
    I think I do.
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