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    Grand Master Know It All Sharpienads's Avatar
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    Default The new 401-K

    Saw this on Facebook:

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

    It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

    I thought that was pretty funny!

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    Whore monger Mike!

    Slinging coconuts since ever since...

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    I did buy and drink $1000 worth of beer, what was I supposed to do next? My head hurts, I'm going to bed....
    If your post count is higher than your round count, you are a troll.

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