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When Chuck Norris works out, he has a small crew of Asian women who catch his sweat in little bottles and sell it on Ebay as a powerful aphrodesiac. And lubricant.
Somebody fer Chrissake either kill Chuck Norris or this thread...................................
The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...
Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
OK, for any other "24" fans out there:
The Boogeyman may check his closet for Chuck Norris every night, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once peed in the gas tank of a semi, just for fun. That semi is now known as Optimus Prime.
I've got pages of these, i can go on...
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"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty."
Nathan Fillion, "Firefly"
Only Chuck Norris can end discussions about him.
"There are no finger prints under water."
Correction...
If Chris Costa wanted this thread closed, it would be done. Chuck Norris is Chris Costa's bitch.
Chuck Norris cannot compete with this:
The character of a man can be judged by how he treats those who can do nothing for him
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris, The End.
Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
"Those that don't watch the old media are uninformed, those that do watch the old media are misinformed." - Mark Twain
Chuck Norris has to courtesy flush while taking a piss.
You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.
My feedback add 11-12 ish before the great servpocaylpse of 2012
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.
My feedback add 11-12 ish before the great servpocaylpse of 2012
When Chuck Norris blinks his eyelids break the sound barrier... when Chris Costa blinks an earthquake occurs.
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
Chuck Norris has never been patted on the back.
"There are no finger prints under water."
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