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    Jesus maybe able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
    Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
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    There is No theory of evolution.
    Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live

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    Chuck Norris takes care of the homeless, he gives them roundhouses.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up.
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    All the spells that Harry Potter does is just television-friendly versions of things Chuck Norris can do with is dick.
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    Chuck Norris gets road head when the girl is driving.
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    I have a picture of Chuck Norris as my phone wallpaper and when I drop it the floor breaks.
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    If you watch the 2 girls one cup video really loud you can hear Chuck Norris in the background say "Now eat it."
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    Chuck Norris can fold water.
    Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
    "Those that don't watch the old media are uninformed, those that do watch the old media are misinformed." - Mark Twain

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