OK, for any other "24" fans out there:

The Boogeyman may check his closet for Chuck Norris every night, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer once peed in the gas tank of a semi, just for fun. That semi is now known as Optimus Prime.

I've got pages of these, i can go on...

www.jackbauerfacts.com