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    Default Big ass crane stuck on I 70

    Went on a road call today a heavy haul truck hauling a quarter of a million lb crane caught on fire and was blocking a half lane of traffic right near the bakersfield exit. had to ghetto engineer the shit of stuff to get him moving to a wide spot. Days like today are why my job is never boring.


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    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

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    Shoulda just called me, I coulda hooked my Stroker up to er and pulled it out of the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    Shoulda just called me, I coulda hooked my Stroker up to er and pulled it out of the way
    each tire on that thing weighs more than the stroker
    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DFBrews View Post
    each tire on that thing weighs more than the stroker





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    You SO know that there's a Chuck Norris joke in here that should go on the other thread.

    "A crane truck got stuck on I70, Chuck Norris gave it a stern look and it moved out of the way"
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    Your starting to concern me Ranger......................................



    DFBrews- it has come to our attention that the term "ghetto engineering" and "n****r rigging" is no longer an appropriate term to use given the fact that it is racially motivated and derogatory to engineers and riggers.
    Please use the term "Improvised Presidential Solution" from hereforth forthwith.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Your starting to concern me Ranger......................................



    DFBrews- it has come to our attention that the term "ghetto engineering" and "n****r rigging" is no longer an appropriate term to use given the fact that it is racially motivated and derogatory to engineers and riggers.
    Please use the term "Improvised Presidential Solution" from hereforth forthwith.


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    Hereforth,forthwith I'm gonna die laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    Shoulda just called me, I coulda hooked my Stroker up to er and pulled it out of the way
    There is a sign that specifically prohibits powerstroke powered vehicles from I70 west of golden because they have a history of breaking down so much and causing traffic problems
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    And on the 12th day Mtn.man created Ranger,,, or at least gave him something to CONTINUALLY post about.

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    Chuck Norris could have pulled it out with an intimidating look.
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