Growing up in Kansas I'd spend time on my grandmother's farm (near Burrton ... nobody knows where Burrton is).

Anyway she had this Irish Setter named Kelly ... honestly the dumbest dog ever to walk the earth ... I remember him scratchin' at the back door one day with a little snapper hanging off his nose. Poor dog was scratchin', whimperin' and lookin' at us like "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF?