Hot Date

[Ronin13]

I have an odd allergy to tequila... I'm fine with one or 2, but any more than that and I break out in cuts and bruises the next morning...

I have a similar allergy- but it usually ends up with my friends making fun of me: "Dude, you were arguing with a houseplant, falling over a lot, throwing things, and then you puked in the laundry machine!"

Fitz, good luck, she sounds great- but me personally, I shy away from the single moms- I don't want to ever become "the other dad," and I just don't want to deal with the bio-daddy drama, but if that's for you, and you're cool with it, happy hunting and hope it works out for you. As far as dates go, I suck at planning them, but thus far have had some good luck with improvised date plans... if it is possible, one of the best dates I've ever been able to arrange (done this about 4 times now and every one of them ended with her being happy to see me again) is sports. Take her to a Rockies game (don't do rockpile though), or if it were time of year, a hockey game, the Avs are always fun to watch and you show her you care by spending a shitload of money on food and beer that is waaay overpriced... joking about $$=love.
That's what I've had the most success with, and it involves very little effort, just walk in, take your seat and enjoy yourselves.

[sniper7]

FWIW

It breaks rule 1 of the 5 rules of life...

1. Never get your meat where you make your bread (work)
2. Never get your meat where you lay your head (same apartment complex)
3. Never spend the night, unless you mean it
4. Never be the first to say I love you
5. Never sell a car to a friend

Now I have broken every one of those and the only one that has turned out good was selling a car to a friend...

are the first two a gay thing or something...cause I was never looking to get "meat" when i was on the hunt.

[two shoes]

are the first two a gay thing or something...cause I was never looking to get "meat" when i was on the hunt.

I believe there was a better rhyme for it at one time, just the way it was told to me. Feel free to replace meat with whatever floats your boat. Could have been a woman that made it up, I don't know.

Why do you ask? Are you interested in that lifestyle? I am sure there are plenty of internet resources for you. You might start with your local GLAAD group.

While I do not subscribe to it, I support your rights to live in or out of the closet.

[cofi]

I believe there was a better rhyme for it at one time, just the way it was told to me. Feel free to replace meat with whatever floats your boat. Could have been a woman that made it up, I don't know.

Why do you ask? Are you interested in that lifestyle? I am sure there are plenty of internet resources for you. You might start with your local GLAAD group.

While I do not subscribe to it, I support your rights to live in or out of the closet.

[Ronin13]

I believe there was a better rhyme for it at one time, just the way it was told to me. Feel free to replace meat with whatever floats your boat. Could have been a woman that made it up, I don't know.

Why do you ask? Are you interested in that lifestyle? I am sure there are plenty of internet resources for you. You might start with your local GLAAD group.

While I do not subscribe to it, I support your rights to live in or out of the closet.

I would be careful, that could be borderline hostile right there.

[Lex_Luthor]

I would be careful, that could be borderline hostile right there.

Just don't pat him on the shoulder!

[Monky]

I would be careful, that could be borderline hostile right there.

Just don't pat him on the shoulder!

Or learn to throw a proper punch!

[sneakerd]

Don't listen to Monky- his idea of a hot date is a bunch of bananas and a new tree.

[Lex_Luthor]

Or learn to throw a proper punch!

Indeed!

[sniper7]

I believe there was a better rhyme for it at one time, just the way it was told to me. Feel free to replace meat with whatever floats your boat. Could have been a woman that made it up, I don't know.

Why do you ask? Are you interested in that lifestyle? I am sure there are plenty of internet resources for you. You might start with your local GLAAD group.

While I do not subscribe to it, I support your rights to live in or out of the closet.

You are the one talking about getting meat. Im sorry to expose some light on your closet activities. I didn't even know what GLADD was until I goggled it. So keep hunting for that meat you soo desperately desire.

Or learn how to take some flak when you set yourself up.