No worries, man.
I'm a bit of a childish 25 year old with my humor at times... so I understand how you could interpret it that way.
And side note: that is actually a pretty interesting fact about the soap operas and laundry detergent ads. I was not aware of that.
Now that I have THOROUGHLY jacked the thread-inadvertently of course- does anyone watch the "Talking With the Dead" segment that is on afterwards?