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    I'm a dude, I swear! SuperiorDG's Avatar
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    Default The Economy Is So Bad That:

    THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is ...now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck

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    Nice way to start a Friday morn!

    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

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    [rofl1][rofl1]

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    More Abrasive Than Sand In Your Crotch tmleadr03's Avatar
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    The economy is so bad that I am getting more sex from the wife. We cant afford batteries.

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    [lol]

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    well done Sir!
    SUA SPONTE

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    thats some funny stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by tmleadr03 View Post
    The economy is so bad that I am getting more sex from the wife. We cant afford batteries.
    Somebody's been praying for a recession.

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    More Abrasive Than Sand In Your Crotch tmleadr03's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Somebody's been praying for a recession.

    Your mouth to gods ear.

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