I overheard I guy at work say he was training for an apocalypse. I facetiously asked "Zombie Apocalypse?". He said any kind but then two other guys started on about which weapons are better for killing zombies. They passionately argued over a machete and a hatchet. I was laughing so hard to myself. Thats the best these IDtenT's can come up with. And they are high half the time, not surprising since its Boulder