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    More Abrasive Than Sand In Your Crotch tmleadr03's Avatar
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    Default Obama just gave a speech on the VA Earthquake

    Bush's Fault Line.

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    President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare
    and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also
    announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an
    investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives
    however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over
    in their graves.

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    What?! No comments about the colorado ones? Asshole....
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    What?! No comments about the colorado ones? Asshole....
    I think I was awake for that one and I didn't even notice.

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    Consider this plagiarized and posted on my FB page.

    And no I didn't site the source. The few FB friends I have left already think I'm a wacko and sharing something I got from Colorado AR-15 would just add fuel to the fire.


    Quote Originally Posted by newracer View Post
    President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare
    and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also
    announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an
    investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives
    however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over
    in their graves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by newracer View Post
    President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare
    and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also
    announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an
    investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives
    however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over
    in their graves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by newracer View Post
    President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare
    and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also
    announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an
    investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives
    however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over
    in their graves.

    No kidding..... Updated my facebook! Let the fun begin!
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    So how long until the quakes are blamed on climate change?
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    I am not the source so don't give me credit.

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