I may need therapy...

[rondog]

Fixed it- check the link again, trust me, you'll like very much!

Oh SON-OF-A.....

[Bailey Guns]

I've worked with 2 chick mechanics in my career. The first one I married 39 yr ago. The second one changed the oil on a car and left the oil filter off, took the car on a road test and gee the car didn't make it back .
She also didn't shave her under arms (gross). Oh yea she was fired.

Was she fired for the oil filter thing or not shaving?

[Paladin]

either one.

[Paladin]

I took my Silverado in for an oil change and tire rotation. A bit later the service advisor approaches me and says the oil pan is starting to seep for some reason and they want to replace it. It's, for some reason, an overnight job so I need to get my house keys outta the truck.

So, I go into the shop, get to my truck...and there's a chick mechanic working on it. WTF??? There weren't any babysitting jobs available?

I'm not sure I can deal with a chick working on my truck.

Then they wanted to give me an HHR as a loaner. Sorry...but I can't handle having a chick work on my truck and driving an HHR in the same day. Nuh-uh.





After a lot of bitching and repeatedly getting turned down on a Corvette loaner I settled for an Impala.

I need a drink.

You should have taken the 'vette. When you took it back, you could have said," Sorry man......cattle's got to be fed somehow!" You can use your imagination.

[Paladin]

Replace the oil pan? I'd say 99.999% it would be just the gasket???

Does it have a gasket, or is it RTV sealer and a couple of seals?
NOTE: Question mark --------------------- ▲

[Bailey Guns]

I don't know. That's why I take it to a mechanic.

[rockhound]

yeah but did she have nice jugs?

[SideShow Bob]

Why post the pic of Megan Fox? We all know the only hot fem wrench turners are models...
Hot Mechanic (MODEL)
Not So Hot Mechanic (Real)

Fixed- sorry it took so long, Qwest internet at the office is slower than syrup moving up hill!

Well,
MY DAUGHTER worked her way up from LOF tech to manager of the shop she works at ! And she is only 24.
And no, she does not look a thing like me. She is a little hotty, and no I don't have a picture of her to post and no you can't have her phone number.
And I don't want to here any wise ass comments about how she worked her way to manager, or you will piss me off and I WILL DEFEND HER HONOR !!!

[mcantar18c]

Ya know, all this probably wouldn't be happening if you hadn't bought a Chevy

[Mtn.man]

Men who own chevy's never take em to a Shop.

A Chevy is like a good horse it will get you home no matter how bad it's hurt.
Had a SBC back in the 70's threw a rod and I went 10 miles with a hole in the block but I got home.
Another time I had a rear go out, yup got home before it seized.
Got 330000+ miles on one of our work trucks then traded it in still had 150 cranking#'s of compression.