Humor/Sarcasm Disclaimer

[Bailey Guns]

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[Graves]

Acknowledged

[UberTong]

Noted...now can we say anything in this thread?

[Mtn.man]

[alxone]

I am posting the following disclaimer that is hereby valid for all subsequent posts made by me:

Legal Disclaimer: By reading and/or responding to this post in this thread, or any other post made by me on this forum or anywhere else on the internet, you are giving your implied acceptance of the below terms and agree to be bound by the following terms, conditions and limitations.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the intended humor of the following post, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition that there may be subsequent posts in this thread, other threads, on other forums or other places on the internet, containing sarcasm and politically incorrect humor. That is not to say that politically correct humor is unacceptable by any means. However, it is generally accepted that the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States generally recognizes the right of individuals to enjoy free speech, even when such speech is offensive to others. That’s part of what makes America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere). The following humor and sarcasm is presented to readers without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of said readers.

This wish for reading enjoyment is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good wishes, or for a period of one year, or until the issuance of any subsequent good wishes, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

dang thats small print

[Mtn.man]

dang thats small print

Reading glasses grandpa.

[Ronin13]

And to think, this is all my fault...
IT just returned my call- they won't be able to fix my computer's sarcasm detector until Monday!

[jerrymrc]

Do you know how hard it is for the mods NOT to edit your post. Must resist.......

[Guylee]

Atrain REALLY needs to see this...

[Bailey Guns]

Do you know how hard it is for the mods NOT to edit your post. Must resist.......

Sorry...no editing. Just read and acknowledge.