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    Grand Master Know It All clublights's Avatar
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    Default A Washington Carol ......

    Obama wakes up one night and there is George Washington's ghost!
    He asks, "George, how can I help the country?"
    Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was."

    Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again.

    This time its Thomas Jefferson's ghost!
    He asks "Tom, how can I help this country?"
    Jefferson replies "Love the constitution like I did!"

    Waking up again and there is Abe Lincoln's ghost!
    He asks "Abe, how can I help this country?" Abe replies,
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    "Go see a play."


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    Awesome, need that one after the dog/seal article from Mtn man. Funny one!

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    Lol nice...

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    I bet he'll go see Les Miserables.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Awesome.
    Kyle

    Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.

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