Quote Originally Posted by mevshooter View Post
YES!!!! You get it! You understand, that guys like you, need guys like me. We make sure you get home safe, and don't take home any coyote dates, or tranny's.

Unless you're into that kind of thing... then the going rate is $50!

HA!
Except when your friends try to be funny and don't tell you in your current state of inebriation that the 10 you're talking to is really a 5 and you shouldn't proceed with going home with her, then you get laughed on for weeks! Man my friends can be assholes, and whiskey makes my judgement go right out the window! But still tranny free (for now, we'll see how "cool" my friends are in the coming months).