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    Default I hate Wal-Mart more than anything

    You ever go to WalMart? Its RIDICULOUS. From the people that are there to the lack of assistance.

    Whats that you say? You only shop at 10pm or later to avoid lines and the "Zoo-like" HYSTERIA of old women immpatiently pushin past you or standing in front of the rack youre trying to look at? Or the lolly-gagging mother of 6 out of control kids touching everything and knocking stuff off the racks and screaming at the top of their lungs that they have "GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!"

    Well dont worry then! Wal-Mart has 36 checkout lanes that is open 24 hours to accomodate the average guy thats "in a hurry" and doesnt have time to wait in line behind the 110 year old blue haired woman with a coupon for everything in her cart, change purse in hand, EAGERLY waiting to pay with those "Inconvenient" pennies and nickles, only to find that something MUST be wrong with the checker that "Rang it up wrong".

    But its okay! All the employees are ready at the drop of the hat to assist you at one of the ten items or less lanes....have over ten items? Like maybe 20 or hey! Even a FULL cart!! Come on through!!

    And lets not forget about after your wonderful experience, you wont make it out the door before the towers strategically placed on either side of the exits starts to blow all kinds of bells and whistles and a wonderful screech like a banshee's mating call!!

    Yes, at Wal-Mart, we aim to please!

    So how was everyone elses saturday night? Lol

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    I'm gona start shit with the dumb fucks at the motel behind my place here shortly. Other than that, nothing.

    I hate this stupid little fucking shit hole of a town. Dumb little trailer park back woods retarded dumb shit people... This town proves that Darwins theory of evolution is wrong, or people like this wouldn't exist.

    I have to say, the walmart here is one of the few good things about this town.
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    Lol damn. Well be careful man.

    Suddenly my night dont seem so bad haha

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    Walk a mile in the employees shoes, and you will sing a different tune.
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    Im sure I would. I wasnt really addressing the employees as much as the wonderful customers!

    I think Sam Walton would roll over in his grave if he knew about the shit going on.

    I have a few friends that were former employees, seems WALMART likes cleaning house right before raises are due.

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    Are you talking about the people on this fine website?

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos

    Posted in case you haven't seen it before.

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    HAHAHAHA!! Thats it! Thanks for posting !

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAnd View Post
    Are you talking about the people on this fine website?

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos

    Posted in case you haven't seen it before.

    I was gonna post this if someone hadnt already
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    Im glad someone did, I never even heard of it lol. Ill have some pics up there in NO TIME!

    Im pretty sure I live in the Methhead capital of colorado

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    I'm gona start shit with the dumb fucks at the motel behind my place here shortly. Other than that, nothing.

    I hate this stupid little fucking shit hole of a town. Dumb little trailer park back woods retarded dumb shit people... This town proves that Darwins theory of evolution is wrong, or people like this wouldn't exist.

    I have to say, the walmart here is one of the few good things about this town.
    Move up here to Pueblo its not as bad

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