You ever go to WalMart? Its RIDICULOUS. From the people that are there to the lack of assistance.

Whats that you say? You only shop at 10pm or later to avoid lines and the "Zoo-like" HYSTERIA of old women immpatiently pushin past you or standing in front of the rack youre trying to look at? Or the lolly-gagging mother of 6 out of control kids touching everything and knocking stuff off the racks and screaming at the top of their lungs that they have "GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!"

Well dont worry then! Wal-Mart has 36 checkout lanes that is open 24 hours to accomodate the average guy thats "in a hurry" and doesnt have time to wait in line behind the 110 year old blue haired woman with a coupon for everything in her cart, change purse in hand, EAGERLY waiting to pay with those "Inconvenient" pennies and nickles, only to find that something MUST be wrong with the checker that "Rang it up wrong".

But its okay! All the employees are ready at the drop of the hat to assist you at one of the ten items or less lanes....have over ten items? Like maybe 20 or hey! Even a FULL cart!! Come on through!!

And lets not forget about after your wonderful experience, you wont make it out the door before the towers strategically placed on either side of the exits starts to blow all kinds of bells and whistles and a wonderful screech like a banshee's mating call!!

Yes, at Wal-Mart, we aim to please!

So how was everyone elses saturday night? Lol