Hence why I say we petition to enact my awesome idea called "The Civil Border Defense Act" where the Customs and Border Patrol deputizes farmers, ranchers, residents, etc and allows them to defend the nation from foreign invaders- deadly force if necessary. What's going on down there is not immigration, it's invasion. My uncle is forced to carry a gun at all times on his ranch (and has been for at least 13 years) because of the dangers presented by said invasion- and that's not fucking right! You have the right to feel safe on your property and in your home, and for years he has not. But he has invested 100's of 1,000's of dollars into his family's ranch for the last 40 years, so leaving AZ is out of the question. These colors don't fucking run!
Also, I propose we pass a law that gets rid of "Press 2 for Spanish/Por la Espanol marque dos," fines those who put up signs and bilboards not in English, fines companies who get 5 or more complaints that employees dealing direct with customers can't be understood because of their limited knowledge of English, and makes hospitals check legal citizen or visa status to treat any non-life-threatening illness/injury (life/limb/eyesight accepted, anything else turn 'em away if they're not here legally). Harsh I know, but for fuck's sake let's stop making things so damn easy on them and force them to either abide by our rules or GTFO!