A kiss is a kiss

[Tim K]

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........"

[BPTactical]

Thank God I didn't just take a swig of Pepsi!

[islandermyk]

That was just to funny!
Thanks for making my day

[n8tive97]

Oh damn.... that was funny!

[Cman]

Made me choke on my coffee

[Lex_Luthor]

*push*

[Ronin13]

ZING! That had me almost fall out of my chair!

[Glock Shooter]

Gonna repost that one on facebook

[DANGERTASTIC!]

*push*

[spyder]

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........"

Then the biker decided to give the confused person a helping hand and picked him up and tossed him off the bridge.

^^^Finished it for you.