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    If someone ever asks if you're compensating for something, reply with, "God damned right I'm compensating. If I could lob 230 grain projectiles at 900 ft/sec out of my dick, I wouldn't need this gun now would I?"
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    I just say this...

    "When I asked my wifes father for his permission and his blessing to marry his daughter. I made a promise to him to not only care for her emotional needs, her financial needs, and love her the way Christ loved the church. I promised him to protect her. I promised him that I would gladly die if it meant my wife, and his daughters, safety. That is something I take very seriously and I will mean it till the day God takes me off of this earth."

    most people just say..."wow...ok. Hope you never need it." It has actually converted 2 people from being very anti gun to being ok with them. I actually took 1 of them shooting one time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    If someone ever asks if you're compensating for something, reply with, "God damned right I'm compensating. If I could lob 230 grain projectiles at 900 ft/sec our of my dick, I wouldn't need this gun now would I?"
    Damn near perfect Stu..........................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    If someone ever asks if you're compensating for something, reply with, "God damned right I'm compensating. If I could lob 230 grain projectiles at 900 ft/sec our of my dick, I wouldn't need this gun now would I?"
    I laughed so hard that I started coughing and Damn near passed out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    I laughed so hard that I started coughing and Damn near passed out.
    I think my office chair broke... nope, wait, it didn't, but we came pretty close. Note to self- brace before laughter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    If someone ever asks if you're compensating for something, reply with, "God damned right I'm compensating. If I could lob 230 grain projectiles at 900 ft/sec out of my dick, I wouldn't need this gun now would I?"
    friggen awesome!
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