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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    It ain't hard to condition them to gunshots...

    Yup- right between the eyes and they get used to it real quick
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    That's a disgusting and tasteless joke.


















    Made me laugh though

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    It just seems most people ask "Why do you need a gun?" And of course we all know the answers:

    1) I can't carry a cop
    2) It takes minutes for 911 when seconds count
    3) I can't call 911 when I'm dead

    etc., etc., etc.

    I know that in the liberal havens they condition the sheeple that guns are only used by bad guys and bad hunters.

    A good answer, IMHO, is to say it is to shoot rattlesnakes that try to strike the horse,

    or, it's to protect against bear attacks. Be careful of the bears.

    Turn it back on them to show they are really ignorant.


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    My standard response to "Why do you need to carry a gun?" is "I can't throw a rock as fast as a bullet."

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    And as I pointed out in my original post I don't think it matters that I am an LEO in this situation, but trying to use my LEO job as a way to calm them down and explain to them the legality of what I was doing and how they could do it too...obviously it didn't get that far.

    I am a transplant, not by choice because I was very young when we came here. But my family moved here for what Colorado is and the culture here and left the shitty culture behind because they wanted nothing to do with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
    I am a transplant, not by choice because I was very young when we came here. But my family moved here for what Colorado is and the culture here and left the shitty culture behind because they wanted nothing to do with it.

    Good enough in my Book.

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    If someone ever asks if you're compensating for something, reply with, "God damned right I'm compensating. If I could lob 230 grain projectiles at 900 ft/sec out of my dick, I wouldn't need this gun now would I?"
    Last edited by Irving; 09-06-2011 at 21:55.
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    I just say this...

    "When I asked my wifes father for his permission and his blessing to marry his daughter. I made a promise to him to not only care for her emotional needs, her financial needs, and love her the way Christ loved the church. I promised him to protect her. I promised him that I would gladly die if it meant my wife, and his daughters, safety. That is something I take very seriously and I will mean it till the day God takes me off of this earth."

    most people just say..."wow...ok. Hope you never need it." It has actually converted 2 people from being very anti gun to being ok with them. I actually took 1 of them shooting one time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    If someone ever asks if you're compensating for something, reply with, "God damned right I'm compensating. If I could lob 230 grain projectiles at 900 ft/sec our of my dick, I wouldn't need this gun now would I?"
    Damn near perfect Stu..........................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    If someone ever asks if you're compensating for something, reply with, "God damned right I'm compensating. If I could lob 230 grain projectiles at 900 ft/sec our of my dick, I wouldn't need this gun now would I?"
    I laughed so hard that I started coughing and Damn near passed out.

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