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  1. 09-11-2011, 23:44 #1
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    Default Worst Papercut Ever?

    All I can say is OW!


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    DO NOT fuck with the XEROX man.
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    DAMN! So what actually caused the paper cuts, if you know?

    I had one between my index and middle finger and it hurt like a ragin mofo.

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    And that guy has the Battle of the Bands in 20 minutes...
    "There are no finger prints under water."
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    When a ninja doesn't have his sword, he uses paper...
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
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  7. 09-12-2011, 03:36 #7
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    It was a woman in the military trying to "fix" the paper shredder. She decided it would be smart to take the top off, leaving the blades exposed, reach in there and unjam the paper.

    Looks like fish gills to me.
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    Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.
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    Nice attempt for a Darwin award!! FAIL!!
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    Ok that does not make me want to eat my chorizo Breakfast Burrito.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpienads View Post
    It was a woman in the military trying to "fix" the paper shredder. She decided it would be smart to take the top off, leaving the blades exposed, reach in there and unjam the paper.

    Looks like fish gills to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    Nice attempt for a Darwin award!! FAIL!!
    Good thing she doesn't work in the sanitation department... "Hey, the tire shredder is jammed, let me jump in and fix it!"
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
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