Pet Peeves Thread

[Irving]

I always find it annoying when people say something like, "You're eating ______ for BREAKFAST?!

Yes, I think it's pretty clear that I'm eating ______ for breakfast. I don't remember offering you any, so I don't see what the big deal is.

Now, it's not like I'm getting up at 5 am, out of a dead sleep and eating half a lemon, 1/4 cup of Feta cheese, and fish heads and rice full of Tabasco sauce 3 seconds after waking up. I understand that certain things are tough right after waking up. However, if you think there are time restrictions on when foods will taste good, you are retarded and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't interrupt my meal to make stupid noises at me.


Next, tonight, I gave a little old lady $3 because she said she was diabetic and needed to get something to eat. I know people with Diabetes, and have seen them all messed up when they can't control their sugar. So after I give this lady $3 (while alarm bells are going off in my head), I watch her go across the street to the store, stand outside for a few minutes and beg more money off the people coming out, then go inside. When she comes out a minute later, she bends over the trash can to unwrap her new purchase, and lights up a cigarette.

I can honestly say that I've never wanted to fuck up an old lady with a cane before, but I did tonight. Fucking stupid bitch. I realize that I should have known better, and should have listened to that voice in my head that was telling me to tell that lady to piss off, but I'm just not that kind of person. I actually see that as an asset, rather than a weakness, that my first response isn't to tell old ladies to go get fucked when they ask me for money. I'm just so angry because I was trying to be nice to someone, and do them a damn favor. That's the last time I'm going to give a stranger money out of the kindness of my heart. Stupid bitch (who was apparently smarter than me).


Last, don't order pizza on a credit card, then tell me that you have no money to tip me. You just financed food that is a TERRIBLE deal; not worth it at all. If you're going to waste your money, waste some my way for bringing it to your stupid ass. Additionally, if you're going to order $60 worth of pizza for 10 people, perhaps consider having each of the people you're feeding pitch a buck my way. I hate to make this last rant, because I generally don't think much of tipping, but if you're going to not tip me, then just do it and don't give me some stupid excuse. That just makes you look like a stupid asshole. Oh yeah, and finally, anyone over the age of 18 should know how to sign a credit card slip. If there is a tip line, and a total line, FILL THEM OUT! Don't just sign your name. That's just asking for someone less honest than me to fill out whatever tip they want.

[spyder]

Stuving, you have a lot of pet peeves man, you need to relax with some cold ones more often!

Fuck em stuving, FUCK EM!!!!!!!

[Irving]

If you call someone with the explicit intention of having them show up at your house to personally hand you something within the next 30 minutes, TURN ON YOUR FUCKING PORCH LIGHT!

You know what I do when I end up on a street where not a single house has the porch light on? I get my gun ready to go. It really makes me nervous when not a single house has a lit up address to give me some bearing for how the addresses are laid out. That's how people carrying money get jumped in the middle of the night.

Tonight I delivered to 940 on a certain street. You'd expect that 940 would be about in the middle of the street, but in this case, 940 was one house away from 10th street, and this was a normal sized block. I've carried a flash light in the past to shine at people's houses to see the damn address, but the one time I did that, I had a guy run out of his house in his tighty whitey underwear with a rock the size of a cantalope and threaten to smash my head in with it "for shining a light at my house!" He's lucky I didn't know then, what I know now.

Anyway, many times, people's neighbors save them by having a lit up address.

[Marlin]

You ever get one that was 5 to the third floor, then they pay you with a bag of change..



Good times in the delivery world.

[Chad4000]

My biggest pet peeve right now is people who drive an h3, saying they drive a "hummer"...

GD that annoys the shit outta me...

Had one guy where I work try to tell me his "hummer" wouldn't fit in his free carport, so he wanted compensation.. I was like, "um, my lifted silverado fits just fine, I think you can make it work...

Same guy tried to tell me that if we tried to tow him, that first, the tow truck wouldn't be able to tow his "hummer" and second, that he would just drag the tow truck around after they tried to hook him up... He drives a mid size suv designed for woman with tvs in the back for kids to watch barney while mom takes them to soccer..he drives an suv with a sticker in the mid $20s.... Not an $80k truck on 37s that you could literally drive into war right off the lot....

[Ah Pook]

I dislike when slow people drive in the left lane.

You know what I do when I end up on a street where not a single house has the porch light on? I get my gun ready to go.

Do you hold it under the pizza box all James Bond and $hiat?

I have three dogs. I like dogs. Control your fawking animals! The word child can also be substituted for dog.

When your dog pisses on my floor, I will very nicely hand you some paper towels and spot remover. Dont' look at me like I have a third eye. Take the hint and clean up the mess.

When your dog is attacking my dog, I will do what is needed to remove your dog from my dog. If you don't like that, then control your animal.

When you leave your dog in the car (to go get drunk in the bar) and it barks non stop for two hours straight, don't get bent out of shape when I tap on your shoulder and ask you to deal your animal.

[SideShow Bob]

I hate it when people start new threads with the same title and content of an older thread with several hundred posts already in it !

[Ah Pook]

I hate it when people start new threads with the same title and content of an older thread with several hundred posts already in it !

I hate it when a thread gets closed and someone starts a new one and then some one else bitches about there already being a thread started about the same subject.

[mopar]

Why do people make pets out of peeves?........I dunno.

[Irving]

Yes, I've been paid like $11 in change before. And once I'm pretty sure that one time a guy had just finished banging a hooker, because she was sitting naked on the bed, and he was just handing me handful after handful of crumpled up money.