I always find it annoying when people say something like, "You're eating ______ for BREAKFAST?!

Yes, I think it's pretty clear that I'm eating ______ for breakfast. I don't remember offering you any, so I don't see what the big deal is.

Now, it's not like I'm getting up at 5 am, out of a dead sleep and eating half a lemon, 1/4 cup of Feta cheese, and fish heads and rice full of Tabasco sauce 3 seconds after waking up. I understand that certain things are tough right after waking up. However, if you think there are time restrictions on when foods will taste good, you are retarded and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't interrupt my meal to make stupid noises at me.


Next, tonight, I gave a little old lady $3 because she said she was diabetic and needed to get something to eat. I know people with Diabetes, and have seen them all messed up when they can't control their sugar. So after I give this lady $3 (while alarm bells are going off in my head), I watch her go across the street to the store, stand outside for a few minutes and beg more money off the people coming out, then go inside. When she comes out a minute later, she bends over the trash can to unwrap her new purchase, and lights up a cigarette.

I can honestly say that I've never wanted to fuck up an old lady with a cane before, but I did tonight. Fucking stupid bitch. I realize that I should have known better, and should have listened to that voice in my head that was telling me to tell that lady to piss off, but I'm just not that kind of person. I actually see that as an asset, rather than a weakness, that my first response isn't to tell old ladies to go get fucked when they ask me for money. I'm just so angry because I was trying to be nice to someone, and do them a damn favor. That's the last time I'm going to give a stranger money out of the kindness of my heart. Stupid bitch (who was apparently smarter than me).


Last, don't order pizza on a credit card, then tell me that you have no money to tip me. You just financed food that is a TERRIBLE deal; not worth it at all. If you're going to waste your money, waste some my way for bringing it to your stupid ass. Additionally, if you're going to order $60 worth of pizza for 10 people, perhaps consider having each of the people you're feeding pitch a buck my way. I hate to make this last rant, because I generally don't think much of tipping, but if you're going to not tip me, then just do it and don't give me some stupid excuse. That just makes you look like a stupid asshole. Oh yeah, and finally, anyone over the age of 18 should know how to sign a credit card slip. If there is a tip line, and a total line, FILL THEM OUT! Don't just sign your name. That's just asking for someone less honest than me to fill out whatever tip they want.