Quote Originally Posted by Troublco View Post
Yeah, I love these. My wife will look at them like they have a third eye for a couple moments, and ask them if they know what "NO SOLICITING" means. I just ask them if they can read, and close the door.
I had some fun with Jehovah Witness people when I lived in Denver 12 years ago. I was butchering an Elk in my kitchen looked outside saw them a couple of doors down. I put on a white t-shirt grabbed some elk blood smeared it all over my shirt, face, arms and grabbed one of the biggest butcher knives I had. They came to the door, I opened it they saw the blood all over me. I said can I help you?? OHHH it looks like you're busy, Uhhhh we are. I said No No No come in please! I'm working on cutting up a Heart right now, but I'll listen. As I wipe my nose with my bloody arm. UHHH?? No we shoul----- Uhhh we have to go. No No No I insist come on in. They left in a hurry and never came back. Little pricks!!