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3. The moron who comes to my door (when a "No Soliciting" sign is clearly visible) and state: "Hello sir, just so you are aware, I'm not selling anything, but I know there was a recent hail storm in the area and my company is offering free roof inspections". WTF? No soliciting means just that, and includes offering free crap & religion too.
Yeah, I love these. My wife will look at them like they have a third eye for a couple moments, and ask them if they know what "NO SOLICITING" means. I just ask them if they can read, and close the door.