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3. The moron who comes to my door (when a "No Soliciting" sign is clearly visible) and state: "Hello sir, just so you are aware, I'm not selling anything, but I know there was a recent hail storm in the area and my company is offering free roof inspections". WTF? No soliciting means just that, and includes offering free crap & religion too.
Had a guy do that. "I am not selling anything" "It will not cost you a dime". He was trying to sell me some security and at one point asked me how many ground level entryways I had. I just looked at him. Seriously? I feel for the people stupid enough to answer questions like this. Whats next, asking what times I am at work? How the visibility is in my back yard?

So I ask him for some information so I can read it at my leisure (honestly I was having way to much leisure that day which is why he got as far as he did) and the fuck nuts didn't even have anything he could hand out. WTF.