You can make pets out of them?


Ok...
The parking lot panhandlers...
Gal (not bad lookin) comes up to me in Target parking lot, as I am putting my purchases in the truck and says...
"Hey, I was just wondering.... you know, I just got divorced from my husband, he was abusive, and was wondering if, you could like, spare some money... I'm just trying to feed the kids and well... "
At this point I interrupt her and say (I notice there are no kids around) -
"You know what 'hon' - I've heard this one before and so I am gonna say no... I don't have any 'spare' money..."
She begins to quietly go off on things like...
"I'm just trying to make it..." and "Why you gonna be like that..." and so forth... continually as she walks through the parking lot...
I just get in the truck and think - hell I shoulda told her how she could make a quick twenty bucks...

Pissin me off I tell ya...