That's rich!
I found a new one today on the way to the office:
How has it become that republicans are so damned evil now? Car in front of me:
"NOPE- Keep the Change" sticker, the O was the Obama symbol. Car next to them: "Obama-Biden 2012" sticker. NOPE car passes and Obama car driver sees sticker and gives a disgusted look. IIRC people were jumping on the bandwagon to bash Bush all day, but the second we bash the Glorious Savior of America we're the bad guys? WTF?
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
My latest pet peeve:
At least half a dozen times a day, I get the following phone call:
Me: Thank you for calling TFOG Wheelsports, how may I help you?
Foreign Accented Voice: Good morning. How are you dooday?
Me: I'm very busy, what can I do for you?
FAV: May I speak to Jim (butchers my last name)?
Me: Speaking
FAV: I am calling from local yellow pages...
Me: Not interested (having heard the spiel before, and not wanting to wast 20 minutes on the phone). Hangs up.
6 minutes later: Repeat. Same person on the other end of the phone, probably in India, Pakistan, or the far East. I've had to get downright nasty with them to get them to stop. For one day.![]()
Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...
Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
I kept getting the same call from ADT asking if I'd like to get a free 12month security system if I advertise- told them I'm not a homeowner and to please remove me from their list... next thing I know- THEY STILL KEPT CALLING ME! After I asked the guy his name, his supervisor's name, and location of the company he asked why, this was my response: "Because I'm filing a complaint with the FCC and forwarding that complaint to the local FBI office for harassment." The calls soon stopped.
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
One of my favorite time wasters was to ask them to tell me what they are selling. Continue what I am doing and grunt every once and a while into the phone. They ask if that is something your interested in, ask them to tell you again with a bit more detail. Same as before, grunt a few times and continue what you are doing while basically ignoring what they are saying. When they again ask if you are interested tell them you are not the guy who makes that decision. They will ask for the guy who does, tell them to hold. Put the phone down go about what you are doing. Come back 5-15 min later and pretend to be someone else. Rinse and repeat. They will kill your number from their list internally.