Loud Mouth Redneck Trash

[colocowboy01]

Have a late and loud block party with all the neighbors around you, except the loud ones.

[Atrain1]

Sounds like a job for...............











Mr Bubble!

In the hot tub that is!
We almost got kicked out of the Luxor in Vegas for a bottle of Mr Bubble in the hot tub.

That is were I was going to go with this, I used to live in an Apartment and some of the people who lived there thought it was really funny to put soap in the Hot tub. They will have to drain it if you do that and you can just watch and laugh.

[theGinsue]

Or you could, of course, try some "other" means...

Dude, you have no idea how many different scenario's I've run through my head to do to them - but they all end up with me getting arrested so I don't do any of them (notice my reluctance has nothing to do with having a bleeding heart towards these jerks - just my own skin that concerns me). But, I can still dream!

[theGinsue]

About how many yards are they from your house? Door to door?

Hmmm. My back door to their back door I'd say ~20-25 yards - max.

Not gonna lie, but that setup they have sounds pretty badass...

Sure, I agree and wouldn't mind at all if they showed a little restraint and courtesy. Now their setup is the bane of my existence.

The easiest way to 'fix' your neighbors is to pitch in for a set of wireless headphones.

I have tinnitus, so I sleep with a fan on anyway. If any of my neighbors are making noise I just throw in some ear plugs, or I use my iPod.

I wasn't in bed yet (shold have been since I have to gt up @ 0430). I was on my computer in my dining room - with the tv on in the next room [wife was watching it] that was honestly getting drowned out with the neighbors noise often enough that had I been trying to pay attention to teh program I wouldn't have been able to.

[theGinsue]

Sounds like a job for...............

Mr Bubble!

In the hot tub that is!
We almost got kicked out of the Luxor in Vegas for a bottle of Mr Bubble in the hot tub.

That is were I was going to go with this, I used to live in an Apartment and some of the people who lived there thought it was really funny to put soap in the Hot tub. They will have to drain it if you do that and you can just watch and laugh.

You know, I like the way you gentlemen think.

{STANDARD OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: Not that I would ever consider participating in any activity that might be construed as vandalism or traspassing.}

[SA Friday]

Jello or silver nitrate. Either will solidify in the chlorinated h2o, overtax the pump motor, and poof.

[bellavite1]

You say imbred hillbillies like it's a bad thing!!!

[Great-Kazoo]

while i have disgust for the next mention group do you have one, The HOA ? If not a neighborhood petition with a lot of signatures will have the neighbors classified as a nuisance.
Every time a call is placed to local LE it is logged. After 1/2 doz or so calls i would meet with the head of the dept and ask why nothing has been done to stop this issue. I ended up meeting with the mayor and clown manager many years ago, to deal with the town atty who told us we have no rights. OOPS that did not fare so well for the atty.

[Fentonite]

Keep a video record of their shenanigans. Keep calling the police. If they finally show up, maybe you could file multiple complaints.

They've already been jerks, so don't confront them again. Last week a guy in his 60's walked over to his neighbor's to ask them to tone down the noise and bon fire at around 2am. His next stop was in my ER with 3 bullet holes in his back.

[brokenscout]

You can come over and watch movies with us in our Hillbilly hot tub anytime. For real I thought you were talking about me,but I cut up my hot tub last month. Goodluck, as far as land come down south in the mountains its still cheap, compared t up north.