Pope: 1, Obama: 0

[Ronin13]

Got this in an email this morning and couldn't find the joke thread...

The Pope and Obama were on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned toward Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

[Byte Stryke]

One sunny afternoon last spring, Barrack and Michelle Obama were at a baseball game. Right as the game was getting ready to start, Barrack stood up, picked up Michelle, and threw her out onto the baseball diamond.

When Barrack sat down, his chief advisor leaned over to him and said, "You know, Barrack, you may have misunderstood me. I said you that you get to throw out the first pitch."

[BPTactical]

One sunny afternoon last spring, Barrack and Michelle Obama were at a baseball game. Right as the game was getting ready to start, Barrack stood up, picked up Michelle, and threw her out onto the baseball diamond.

When Barrack sat down, his chief advisor leaned over to him and said, "You know, Barrack, you may have misunderstood me. I said you that you get to throw out the first pitch."

Throwing the BS flag on this one Byte!


We know he is too big a Sissy to toss a Wookie.

[sniper7]

Throwing the BS flag on this one Byte!


We know he is too big a Sissy to toss a Wookie.

and we know that he can't throw for shit! let alone pick up that monstrosity for a female Sasquatch.