Inquiring minds wish to know if the injury sustained by Ridge today has anything at all to do with events involving ogling the waitress at said eating establishment. Reports are unconfirmed as to his presence at the scene of the alleged ogle (no assumption of guilt is inferred on the part of anyone in order to protect the innocent). Because this is a family-type forum and so as not to publicly incriminate Ridge in any manner, explanations are welcome via PM.

Sorry, Ridge. Couldn't resist.