So we had the plumber over today (every 2 years we have them run a snake down the sewer as preventative maintenance, and we had him put a new faucet in the bath tub).

He was having some trouble seeing something under the tub and the wife grabbed the Surefire G2 flashlight we keep by the bed and handed it to him so he could use it real quick.

He looked at the light and said to my wife "You guys have guns don't you?"

I dunno ... that just made me lol.