I dunno
in my house it would be more like this:

I dunno, what was your first clue? the big metal NRA sign on the side of the house? or the "smile, wait for the flash" sticker on the door, the guns laying around on top of counters, or maybe the ammo boxes scattered on the floor, perhaps the gun cleaning kit laid out right on the coffee table, or maybe it's the safe the size of a smart car?"

nah, don't have any, lost them all in a boating accident.