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    Glock Armorer for sexual favors Jer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elhuero View Post
    don't worry.

    I have news for you. your life doesn't end when you turn 30.
    Life doesn't end but it gets a whole lot uglier so you better pray you've trapped a female by then.
    I'm not fat, I'm tactically padded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    Life doesn't end but it gets a whole lot uglier so you better pray you've trapped a female by then.
    Well I already have a very large refrigerator box with a 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice in my driveway... even have it rigged up with some bells when it works I can come out and see if she's a keeper or not!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Well I already have a very large refrigerator box with a 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice in my driveway... even have it rigged up with some bells when it works I can come out and see if she's a keeper or not!
    Real ICE ( as in diamonds) tend to work better LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Well I already have a very large refrigerator box with a 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice in my driveway... even have it rigged up with some bells when it works I can come out and see if she's a keeper or not!
    You better patent that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clublights View Post
    Real ICE ( as in diamonds) tend to work better LOL
    Depends on what you're hunting for.
    I'm not fat, I'm tactically padded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    You better patent that.
    I tried, but the Patent Office is telling me I can't patent something that is already patented by Carrot Top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    I tried, but the Patent Office is telling me I can't patent something that is already patented by Carrot Top.
    Damn you Carrot Top!
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