Just did the math...

[adamking84]

Good friend of mine turned 35, freaked out, and eloped a girl he knew for 2 weeks (this was last month).

Fast forward to today, 3 new text messages on my phone when I woke up:

I
AM
RETARDED

Currently getting divorced. Asked if he was going to have the pleasure of getting 1/2 his stuff given away: "Well. She took my groceries and my toothpaste when I kicked her out. We'll see what happens next. I'm hiding the guns."

I'm turning 27 next month, been with my girl a year and a half, and not even remotely interested in getting married/kids anytime soon.

[ghettodub]

Just take your time with things. I'm 32 now, and life is finally getting good. Don't rush it