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    A teacher asks Johnny to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. He says, "My sisters sweater has 9 buttons but her tits are so big, so can only fasten eight!"

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    rectum . i had 2 cadies and my girl "wreckedem" both

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    Those are both funny!

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    Good way to start the morning .
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    Good way to start the morn x 2!



    Different play-
    "Johnny, use a sentence with the word "urinate".

    "Urinate but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a 10"
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