Two carbons walk into a bar. The first carbons tells the second carbon, "dude, I got so hydrated last night, I lost an electron." The second carbon says, " WHAT? Are you positive?"
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Anyone that thinks war is good is ignorant. Anyone that thinks war isn't needed is stupid.
wow someone has a lot of time on their hand to put that site together
The DHMO joke has been around for a long time.
Self control: The minds ability to override the body's urge to beat the living sh.. out of some ass.... who desperately deserves it.
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
Obama, so full of crap it is a miracle Air Force One can even get off the ground,