A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The
driver rolls down the window ... and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a
$10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going
from car to car, taking up a collection." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.










The man replies, "About a gallon"