Terrorists kidnap congress

[Mtn.man]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The
driver rolls down the window ... and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a
$10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going
from car to car, taking up a collection." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.










The man replies, "About a gallon"

[Guylee]

Well played, good sir.

[islandermyk]

I would've threw in a Zippo or a box of matches

Thank you!

[Mazin]

BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!!!
Very well played!

[sniper7]

[rofl3][lol]

[BPTactical]

Put me down for 5 gallons.
I'm good for it...........................

[DFBrews]

Put me down for 5 gallons.
I'm good for it...........................

I will add some 107 octane if it is needed.

[patrick0685]

i throw in some oil, long and slow burn

[Outlaw1]

I like it.

[mcantar18c]

JP8, anyone?