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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked
He said, "Bob Titsenbeer"
the funny part is that anyone would believe that they still say the pledge of allegiance in school
Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
yes they say it every day in school first thing in the morning in brighton 27J schools. I don't let kids sit or do anything disrespectful during the pledge. I have given more than one lecture about it to.
do you teach in brighton none of my teachers were "AR PIMPS" hahayes they say it every day in school first thing in the morning in brighton 27J schools. I don't let kids sit or do anything disrespectful during the pledge. I have given more than one lecture about it to.
At least in elementary and middle school in Littleton public schools they say the pledge of allegiance every morning.
Mars is entirely inhabited by robots.
My boss just emailed this to me:
A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"
The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."
"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.
"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father.
The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?
His father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."
"Tell me," added the boy.
"Yes, my son?"
"Why are you living in Dearborn , Michigan and still wearing all this ****?"
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An Illegal Alien, a Muslim, a Racist and a Communist go into a bar.
The bartender asks:
"What can I get you, Mr. President?"
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That's great! I don't know what I would do if that really happened to me...
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed
a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
GOV’T AGENT:
“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
RANCHER:
”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of
all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and
I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”
GOV’T AGENT:
“That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.”
RANCHER:
“That would be me.”
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ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
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