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Now we have to see the picture
Feedback or what left of it after a Great Crash of 2012.
"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity!"
"If you make something idiotproof, someone'll make a better idiot!"
DSB is single if you're looking for a man..
He's a little 'off'.. but if you're ugly it works.
Good one. I alwasy love when the joke takes an unexpected turn
[rofl2][rofl2][rofl2]
Self control: The minds ability to override the body's urge to beat the living sh.. out of some ass.... who desperately deserves it.
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
Obama, so full of crap it is a miracle Air Force One can even get off the ground,
Originally Posted by Monky
Yes, yes I am. Please send pics of the RV, Boat, ATV, and any Firearms you own to DSB OUTDOORS. Thanks.
Old girlfriend
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to f..k off.
That's funny!
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
The Williams sisters were recently discussing the problem of drugs in the
warm-up room before a doubles match.
"I think Dad might be slipping us steroids," whispered Serena.
"What makes you say that?" replied a stunned Venus.
"Well", started Serena embarrassingly, "I've started to grow hair on parts
of my body that have never had hair before!"
"Shit ... like where?" Venus asked.
"Like all over my balls!" Serena replied.
So there I was reading your post actually thinking it was just a true story with no real funny ending...Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to f..k off.
That was until I was forced to use about 5 paper towels to get the Dr. Pepper off of my desk and monitor at work.
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
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