My nephew went into class today for show and tell. It was his turn and he walked up to the blackboard and drew a dot. The teacher asked "Is that a spot?" "No," said little Johnny, "it's a period."
"What's so special about a period?" The teacher asked.
"You tell me... my sister missed hers, my mom hasn't stopped crying, my dad started loading up his guns, and the boy next door joined the Navy."