Today's funny

[Dr_Fwd]

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Who wants to bitch slap this guy!

I'm in, lmk when/where.

[4Lo]

I give praise to all the cops that can actually take that crap from idiots without pimp slapping them in the mouth...
If I were a cop, I would get suspended in a day.

[Irving]

I think I know that guy!

[ChunkyMonkey]

I think I know that guy!

I am glad you left him.

[Irving]

I gained too much weight.

[Byte Stryke]

I think I know that guy!

I am glad you left him.

[Bailey Guns]

That is the second gayest black dude I've ever seen. Antoine "hide yo wife" was the gayest. But at least Antoine was funny.

I don't miss that sort of person at all.

[Cman]

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When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.


It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

[Cman]

As one American General put it, "Ain't this Country Great" !!!!!!!!!
Augusta, GA
Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket.... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.
Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.
After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.
The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.
Now that was a well written Police report.

[Ronin13]

As one American General put it, "Ain't this Country Great" !!!!!!!!!
Augusta, GA
Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket.... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.
Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.
After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.
The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.
Now that was a well written Police report.

That. Is. AWESOME!