Today's funny

[Monky]

The answer is obvious, you have to stay and read a book, how else will stop anyone else from saving them

I'm not sure that many of us can read books.. but we'd all be there to support you patrick!

[patrick0685]

I'm not sure that many of us can read books.. but we'd all be there to support you patrick!

true...i believe it should be edited to "read the forum"

[GilpinGuy]

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

> After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
> So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
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> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was expensive..
>
> "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to
> 10."
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> The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
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> "Trust me," said the doctor.
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> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
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> He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
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> '1'
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> '2'
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> '3'
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> '4'
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> '5'
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> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
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> This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Oklahoma, Arkansas , Mississippi , and parts of Georgia , Missouri , and West Virginia and..........Texas....and
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>
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> ALL of Washington DC .